The Melting Pot

Its “HOT” out There

Well everybody in and around Chandigarh must be thinking that actually its not “hot out there” but the ‘mausam’ has cooled down a little bit after the downpour that was last night. but hey ppl what are you thinking…. its just early may. have you forgotten the burning june and the humid and yuck july? nahi bhai… the hot weather blues are here to stay. The sweat, which drips on your back and you just die outa frustration, the hot wind which makes you think you are in sahara desert and not to forget the powercuts, which have made the AC your dad got you just another piece of furniture in your home… so just sit back and relax… errrr do something to get rid of all these troubles which are coming your way….

i know, i know… you cant think!!! the hot weather has already gone to your head and your head has stopped working… so the only cool mind that is at work( ahem ahem)…. i.e. I will tell you what exactly to do and save your ass from burning in this heat… here are some tips, just follow them and you wont notice how the summer went away…

1. STAY INSIDE….. arey what the F@#$. Its burning like hell out there. Staying inside is the most adviseable thing to do right now. Watch some movie at home, study if you want , you can always sleep, hang out with your parents and for a change your mom will be happy that her girl/boy has started spending time at home.
2. USE PROTECTION…. you dirty mind, i was talking about protection against sun and the hot winds outside. This tip is for those ppl who cannot keep their butts inside… arey use an umbrella, or a cap. Especially cover all parts of the skin that are exposed… girls please pay extra attention coz if you get a nasty sun tan… all that fan following you have developed among boys will start looking for their new diva, ofcourse we dont want that.
3. EAT LOTSO FRUITS… eat fruits like watermelon,muskmelon etc. arey the rehri wala has braved such heat to provide you with some of the best things in the world. you have to atleast do justice to his hardwork. so buy those fruits and eat them for your own good.
4. DRINK LOTSO WATER… yes this is as simple as it gets. coz if you sweat, you will dehydrate which may lead to your fainting… and no body is gonna pick up a smelly, sweaty dumb ass who just fell down while walking. so better not dehydrate, drink water.
5. USE a DEODRANT… this is for all those who believe in social service and have chosen saving water as the mission of their lives. Also those who have not read the last tip and have opted for fainting plz do use a deo… if some noble person wants to pick you up after fainting, he should not die coz of the stink in your clothes. see its very simple… if you dont stink, you are helping thy neighbour. social service alll the way.
6. DONT EAT OUTSIDE… yep. stay away from those chat waalas and golgappa waalas if you want to stay in good health. coz he uses the same knife to cut onions and wipe sweat from his brow. i need not say more.

so these were some of the DO’s which you have to follow for making the hot summer a lot cooler one. simple as they may seem, but are full of wisdom.

remember ppl, its gonna be hot out there