The Ultimate Gizmo!
Now here’s a perfect gizmo for every household. Every now and then we think about something that could do just about anything and bring a whole new change in our lives. Well think no more, here’s a perfect gizmo that is all set to change the way you do your cleaning, cooking, shopping, body massaging and tons of other jobs that no Apple or Microsoft gadget could do till today!
Presenting for the first time in the world, an invention by Harrotronics Pvt Ltd, a joint venture of a goofy blogger Harry and his soon-to-be wife Princess Neetu, the ultimate gizmo. The ultimate gizmo shall be branded as ‘Husband 1.0′ in stores across the nation. The product is bound to hit stores across the nation from April 1 2005. After months of speculation the company officials revealed the features of their amazing invention. ‘Husband 1.0′ comes in various models depending upon the customer’s budget and needs. The entry level model is priced at something around $100. The company is still tight lipped on certain features which might seem controversial. Rumors have it that the company is simply re-packaging old prototypes of their earlier failed invention ‘Boyfriend 1.0′. The company claims that their new gizmo is sure to change the way we do everything. This includes almost all household jobs, odd jobs, shopping, giving body massages, programming Unix systems, configuring Huawei modems, fixing electrical MCBs, reading stupid blog posts(like this) and many other things. The company is yet to provide it’s prospective customers with an official website, certainly due to lack of funds.
But hey, this might just work! Well, that’s what they said the last time! Till then, stay tuned.
March 31st, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Wen r u going to relase beta veriosn of GF. I want to test.
April 1st, 2006 at 12:27 am
Sorry sir, we’re not into girly inventions. Last time we tried creating one, we had to go through earth shaking explosions!
April 1st, 2006 at 12:52 am
I am feeling sorry for ur company. U lost a beta tester.
April 1st, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Happy B’day Kumar!
April 1st, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Hehehe!!
Nice product man..
I was surprised to learn that the Husband 1.0 can actually configure Huawei modems. That has to be like the super feature!!
But as Kumar said… what about Girl”fiend” 1.0….. or 0.1Alpha ?? Oh sorry I meant Girlfriend there.
And can ur product actually make pepsi at home??
btw Kumar.. where’s my gift man??
April 1st, 2006 at 9:19 pm
I hav just maild U
check ur mail
April 1st, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Oh Man!!! Thanks!!!
An image with the text “BDay Gift”. What more could a guy want. Thanks a ton yaar!!!!
April 1st, 2006 at 10:12 pm
nd where’s my one?
April 1st, 2006 at 10:46 pm
aaahhhhhhhhh
fishy things goin on !
i better b out !
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:13 am
fishy fishy!
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:42 am
See the emotions, did any body else bother to send U any gift on ur day, I am sure no one did, but I did.
April 2nd, 2006 at 11:50 am
Thanks man… Thanks a lot!!